mom, i don’t wanna give you grandchildren.

i wanna eat fruit and live in a tree house and listen to really angry music on repeat. 

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sierramckenzie:

I know you don’t all have twitter. but this is important.

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mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

for real though. every time i buy a new dildo i have to scour the place for something made of SOFT silicon and under 10”. like for real. i can’t be the only one who doesn’t prefer fopping with a winky the shape and texture of two cans of corn stacked end to end.

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marfmellow:

put on make up - went running on the street - felt like beyonce

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jugglingdinosaur:

To be fair, with guys I notice every time they adjust their balls. There is no clever secret way to do it and I know that they know that I know and watched. 

jugglingdinosaur:

To be fair, with guys I notice every time they adjust their balls. There is no clever secret way to do it and I know that they know that I know and watched. 

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caputism:

feminishblog:

Rapists can be attractive.

Rapists can be charismatic.

Rapists can be successful, funny, and smart.

None of these things mean they are not capable of rape. But it does mean that people are more likely to ignore it, brush aside this truth, and make excuses…

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moshita:

A human brain dissection 

The pictures show how professor Steve Gentleman dissects a brain at the Brain Bank. This research helps scientists to learn more about little-understood and devastating conditions from Parkinson’s disease to Alzheimer’s and multiple sclerosis

The Guardian

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latexpics:

Model Starfucked [ blog · facebook · deviantart ]

latexpics:

Model Starfucked [ blog · facebook · deviantart ]

(Source: starfucked)

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theangrybisexual:

poly ships are way better than love triangles don’t even get me started

(Source: peachmagic)

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ladyhistory:

Even more captioned adventures of George Washington.

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV

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