i wanna eat fruit and live in a tree house and listen to really angry music on repeat.
me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet
sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD
for real though. every time i buy a new dildo i have to scour the place for something made of SOFT silicon and under 10”. like for real. i can’t be the only one who doesn’t prefer fopping with a winky the shape and texture of two cans of corn stacked end to end.
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